You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
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I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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