He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just had sex bonerless
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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