Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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