I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Mom said you looked used
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Let's get the cat blown out
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Randomize
