ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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