I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
