Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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