yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
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