is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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