she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
and eventually we just all took our pants off
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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