You made me cry and you don't even care
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
