Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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