it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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