On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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