i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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