Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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