the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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