me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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