On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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