so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
