whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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