Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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