So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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