Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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