we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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