She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Randomize
