They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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