:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize