I want to make a zoo with you.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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