these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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