I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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