i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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