I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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