My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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