you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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