you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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