In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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