1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Randomize