one might say we're banned from that church
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
