I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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