I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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