You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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