Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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