pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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