I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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