he wants to bone in the snuggie
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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