You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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