I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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