ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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