I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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