TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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