Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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