Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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