We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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