ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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