Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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