so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You ate ashes out of my bong
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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