i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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